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Wednesday, July 8th, 2009
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"You're 5:15, LET'S GO!!!" -Katelyn Durr
"Well, I was fishin' and then there were some physics."
Brooke Knows Best is insane. Brooke clearly does NOT know best.
"I like to see white girls get scared." -Katelyn Durr
"Buttercup is a hot head." -Antonio Olvera
"It's your cheetah destiny." -Katelyn Durr
"Thank you, tampon." -Thomas Cucura
Trying to figure out Bette Middler's scarf setup.
Pudding face!!!!!!!!!
Alan Jackson: itty bitty
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Conversation about cheese straws took a very dark turn.
Tim Allen spent 28 months in prison for cocaine posession in 1978.
Me-"In two months I'm gonna be 20." I don't remember-"Yeah, in baby years."
"He has nothing better to do! He's just gonna go home and watch Bonanza!!" -Sara Hendrickson
"Mr. Know-it-all-fart-pants!" -Sara to Antonio
"Dead people can have voice-overs all they want." -Sara Hendrickson
"So both her parents died in that elephant fire?"
"What do you think she was doin' under the bead? Her parents were bein' dead!!" -Katelyn Durr
"When you see a secret, it's probably the garden!" -Katelyn Durr
Regular garden and secret garden. Regular boy and wheelchair boy.
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Andy-"I'd rather ride Rex than Oprah." Katelyn-"But Rex is a guy dog." Andy-"Exactly."
"This isn't supposed to be portable." -Katelyn Durr
"Next time I'll put the ashes in the dirt, motherfirt!" -Katelyn Durr
Andy-"I'm gonna cut out her jugular and bite on it for a while." Me-"I think that might be an over reaction."
Dr. Pepper Heist of '09
Why are we going to home depot? George-Cos we're fucked up an were go NBA smoke this george
The NBA is gonna have me really fucked up tomorrow.
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So I work night shift now. Sunday-Thursday 11pm-7:30am. As much as I hated my job before is how much I love it now. The night schedule makes me so much less stressed. There are no calls. Like no calls at all, so I just do whatever I want. I read, I draw, I write. The other day I assembled a camera.
( Drawings )
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We're all moved out of the old place and into the new place. Here are some pictures from the year we had in The Motherfuckin' Wanghouse.
( The End Of An Era )
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"You know those sassy, angry bunnies that say clever things? Like 'You a bitch!!!'... except more clever? ... You know?" -Katelyn Durr
Katelyn-"Whatcha workin' on big dawg?" Emmanuel-"I am big dawg! How did you know?!"
"I drop shit in this cage all the time. I feel like that's an obstacle not very many stoners have, droppin' shit in the chinchilla cage." -Katelyn Durr
"You're sitting in a car full of mops!!" -Katelyn to Antonio
Katelyn-"There's a roach on your ass!" Andy-"Eww!"
Katelyn-"You could be my baby." Me-"Lifetime movie?" Katelyn-"For real."
Jerky is meat gum.
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Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
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Draw characters for every kind of drug. Personify them. Most drugs are probably guys, but meth is definitely a trashy girl.
All-I-Can-Handle-Jones
If the internet ever runs out of space, they're going to invent The Internet 2 and blow our minds so we won't even care about the internet anymore.
One day all the private information on all the computers in the world will be released onto the internet and it will be the end of the world. We're creating our own enemy.
It's like a juice box but milky.
Chinchy understands English and comes out of his hiding spaces for the smell of smoke.
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Katelyn-"Bring me something cheesy." Christine-"Like a viking hat?" Katelyn- "No, like cheese."
Andy-"I couldn't put my shoes in her bag." Katelyn-"Nah, too many suckers."
"I gotta bus load of Asian business men comin' by later. You're just in time, you beat the rush." -Katelyn
"Don't make eye contact... with Ohio." -Katelyn
"You look like you could be on meth." -Christine
"SHH! You gotta listen! I like that you like John Cougar... COS HE'S SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!" -Christine
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"I'm gonna tell my kids stories about Roland B to scare them before they go to bed." -Matt
My apologies.
Matt- "It's kind of a mix between porno and indian." Katelyn- "... And a little bit of Seinfeld."
"It's the new Laguna Beach, but with more black people and Forever 21 scarves." -Katelyn talking about Taking The Stage
"What if you could get, like glass spackle?" -Katelyn
I'm not gonna cock block her.
"It's weird when Michael J Fox doesn't shake." -Katelyn
"I want her shoulders shot off. I want it done with laser precision." -Andy
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